Wednesday, February 16, 2005

THE WORST/ DUMBEST PRESIDENT EVER

CAN THE LEADER OF THE "FREE WORLD" REALLY BE THIS STUPID?

APPARENTLY SO.

BET.com Staff

Posted Feb. 16, 2005 -- Last week, at a forum in Tampa, Fla., a woman asked President George Bush how allowing citizens to set up private accounts would keep Social Security out of the red.
Following is the president's response -- verbatim.


"Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised.
Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."

Huh?

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

I KNOW I' LATE BUT I JUST SAW THE MOVIE THE OTHER DAY....LOVED IT!!!! MY FRIEND AT WORK GAVE ME THIS LINK FOR ALL THE DIE HARDS OUT THERE!

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/2005-01-20.napoleon.php

AND YES I'M JEALOUS SHE GOT TO WATCH IT WITH COMMENTARY!!

Friday, February 11, 2005

DREAM ANALYSIS

I HOPE THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ANALYZE DREAMS THAT MAY COME ACROSS THIS, I HAD THREE REALLY STRANGE DREAMS LAST NIGHT THAT I AM REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT...

1) WAS AT SOME KIND OF AWARDS / CONCERT SHOW AND WAS WATCHING GINUWINE AND HIS RAPPER WIFE SOLE SING TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE IN A SONNY & CHER TYPE SHOW. THEY WERE BOTH DRESSED IN SHINY BLUEISH SILVEISH LAME OUTFITS, GINUWINE WAS ON THE STAGE FIRST AND SOLE MADE HER ENTRANCE DOWN A LONG FLIGHT OF STEEP STAIRS, NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND WAS KNOCKED OUT. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE AUDIENCE YELLED OUT "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!" JUST LIKE SMOKEY IN FRIDAY. THEN I WENT INTO DREAM @2.

2) I WAS SITTING AT HOME WATCHING PORN (WHICH I DON'T DO, I FIND IT GROSS) AND THE TWO PEOPLE INVOLVED WERE SOME GUY AND ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS. ANYWAYS I REMEMBER THINKING WHY IS SHE ON THE PORN? SO I GOT UP TO GO TO ANOTHER ROOM, OPEND THE DOOR AND THE MOVIE BECAME REAL AND THE GUY AND MY CO-WORKER WERE IN MY LIVING ROOM STILL DOING THIER THING. MY CO-WORKER LOOKS UP AND SAYS "I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE." MY RESPONSE IS "OKAY" AND I WALK INTO ANOTHER ROOM. ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER SHE COMES IN FULLY DRESSED IN WORK CLOTHES AND SAYS "OKAY I'M GOING TO GO CATCH THE BUS TO WORK I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE." AND REALLY WALKED OUT TO THE BUS STOP.

NOW MY CO-WORKER IS A MOTHER OF TWO TEENS, GOES TO CHURCH NOT EXACTLY A PORN POSTER CHILD. WHEN I TOLD HER THIS MORNING AT WORK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW I CONNECTED HER AND PORN.......WIERD.

SO IF ANYONE COMES ACROSS THIS AND ANALYZES DREAMS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT.