Friday, February 11, 2005

DREAM ANALYSIS

I HOPE THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ANALYZE DREAMS THAT MAY COME ACROSS THIS, I HAD THREE REALLY STRANGE DREAMS LAST NIGHT THAT I AM REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT...

1) WAS AT SOME KIND OF AWARDS / CONCERT SHOW AND WAS WATCHING GINUWINE AND HIS RAPPER WIFE SOLE SING TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE IN A SONNY & CHER TYPE SHOW. THEY WERE BOTH DRESSED IN SHINY BLUEISH SILVEISH LAME OUTFITS, GINUWINE WAS ON THE STAGE FIRST AND SOLE MADE HER ENTRANCE DOWN A LONG FLIGHT OF STEEP STAIRS, NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND WAS KNOCKED OUT. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE AUDIENCE YELLED OUT "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!" JUST LIKE SMOKEY IN FRIDAY. THEN I WENT INTO DREAM @2.

2) I WAS SITTING AT HOME WATCHING PORN (WHICH I DON'T DO, I FIND IT GROSS) AND THE TWO PEOPLE INVOLVED WERE SOME GUY AND ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS. ANYWAYS I REMEMBER THINKING WHY IS SHE ON THE PORN? SO I GOT UP TO GO TO ANOTHER ROOM, OPEND THE DOOR AND THE MOVIE BECAME REAL AND THE GUY AND MY CO-WORKER WERE IN MY LIVING ROOM STILL DOING THIER THING. MY CO-WORKER LOOKS UP AND SAYS "I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE." MY RESPONSE IS "OKAY" AND I WALK INTO ANOTHER ROOM. ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER SHE COMES IN FULLY DRESSED IN WORK CLOTHES AND SAYS "OKAY I'M GOING TO GO CATCH THE BUS TO WORK I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE." AND REALLY WALKED OUT TO THE BUS STOP.

NOW MY CO-WORKER IS A MOTHER OF TWO TEENS, GOES TO CHURCH NOT EXACTLY A PORN POSTER CHILD. WHEN I TOLD HER THIS MORNING AT WORK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW I CONNECTED HER AND PORN.......WIERD.

SO IF ANYONE COMES ACROSS THIS AND ANALYZES DREAMS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT.

1 Comments:

Blogger karin said...

wow, that is crazy!

February 14, 2005 at 11:00 AM  

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