Tuesday, November 30, 2004

CANADIAN WORLD DOMINATION!

Growing up in Canada, I never realized or appreciated where I was. The last five years of my life, I have really grown to be a Proud Canadian. I have found a site that is truly proud to be Canadian, check this site out and have a good laugh!

www.cwd.ptbcanadian.com

VIVA CANADA BITCHES!!

Monday, November 29, 2004

I'd Hate to be THIS famous

I recently got an email from a friend who sends a plethera of crap via email everyday that had Beyonce in the heading so I thought I'd take a look you can never get enough 'B' (I soon learned you can), I scrolled down the email until I finally got to the picture and it was Ms. Bootylicious herself (sorry Rigster) signing on stage in a denim short - short outfit. I was confused as to what it was I was supposed to be looking at so I replied, " What am I looking at?" The response was "Look she needs to shave her Coochie, blow up the picture and you can see it.".

Now, I'm all for a little Voyuerism every now and then, but seriously, if I want an 'in your face' picture of some chick's Cooch, I'll grab a mirror or digital camera an stare at my own. When did being famous include your body parts becoming famous as well? Needless to say I sent a response thanking her for the shirtless pics of Terrell Owens and to keep them coming, but I don't want any female Cooch or Titty shots (unless it's a Paris Hilton type video), "I"ve got my own to oogle over". If I was Beyonce and found out people were not only looking at my personal hygine issues, AND passing it around on the net, I would have to take a LOA from fame... seriously.

Friday, November 19, 2004

THANKS BUSH

I CAME ACROSS THIS BLOG AND REALLY HOPE THOSE WHO MAY STUMBLE ACROSS MY BLOG CHECK OUT WHAT BUSH STANDS FOR, NOT FILTERED THROUGH THE U.S. MEDIA, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL BE UP AS THE WRITER MENTIONED PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE SITE.

THIS IS WHAT 51% OF THE POPLULATION VOTED FOR.

www.fallujapictures.blogspot.com

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Never Compete with a Lead Belly

We had a very satisfying pot luck lunch at work today that was delicious, it was like a big warm hug on a cold day. Soup, Chili, Salad, Apple Crisp, Sandwiches...mmmmm comfort food (a la Homer Simpson). I have learned today never have an eating competion with a certified "Lead Belly", Karin is my food idol, she loves and eats just about anything including Gourd Soup. If you were to see her you would see you can't look at her and know she eats whatever she wants whenever she wants, and how much she wants, she's hot (a la Paris). Anyways, today I was on a mission to eat as much if not more than her for the first time ever! Well I don't think it worked because after we ate I was going on about how I wouldn't have to eat dinner tonight and she was excited about her second Potluck for today! It's official 'Rigster' you have won the Lead Belly of 2004 award, may you digest with the best!


Tuesday, November 09, 2004

RANDOM PURGE

FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE A WEALTH OF USELESS INFORMATION, QUESTIONS AND OR OPINIONS IN THIER BRAIN, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE NECESSITY TO PURGE YOUR BRAIN AT LEAST ON A MONTHLY BASIS. SO HERE IT GOES, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...


  • I HATE WORDPERFECT IT IS THE WORST PROGRAM EVER
  • WHY DOES ASHANTI HAVE A RECORD DEAL
  • IS THE BLOG THE LAST RESORT FOR THOSE WHO DREAMED OF HAVING A CAREER AS A WRITER, AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT? SOME OF THE BLOGS I HAVE READ ARE RIDICULOUS! NOW UNLESS YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO GENERALLY USE LARGE WORDS IN YOUR EVERYDAY CONVERSATION THEN THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU, IF YOU DON'T USE WORDS THAT HAVE 3 OR MORE SYLABLES IN YOUR EVERYDAY CONVERSATION, WHY USE THEM IN YOUR BLOG?
  • WHY IS MARIAH CAREY CRAZY AS HELL, SHE RECENTLY HIRED AN ASSISTANT TO BLOT HER FACE WHILE AT A PARTY FOR $8,000
  • WHY IS PARIS HILTON FAMOUS? CAUSE SHE'S HOT (FOR YOU KARIN)
  • HOW DO YOU CURE ROAD RAGE?
  • WHY DID WAS BUSH RE-ELECTED?
  • WHY ARE BOYS SO SIMPLE, AND WHY DO THEY LOVE PORN?
  • I THINK MICHAEL JACKSON NEEDS A HUG (A HUG FROM AN ADULT)
  • SHOULDN'T OPRAH BE PRESIDENT? WE'D ALL GET FREE CARS, AND BE VERY LITERATE, OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB WOULD BECOME MANDATORY READING.
  • WHY DO PEOPLE TALK THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE, I JUST WENT TO SEE "SAW" AND WAS SURROUNDED BY TEENS YAKING THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE (NOTE TO SELF, NEVER GO TO THE MOVIES ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON).
  • I AM A PROUD CANADIAN WHO IS ALWAY PROUD OF THE SUCCESSES OF FELLOW CANDADIANS (SHANIA, AVRIL, BRYAN ADAMS ETC..) BUT I HAVE OFFICIALLY GIVEN CELINE DION TO AMERICA, YOU GUYS CAN CLAIM HER.
  • HOW DID NELLY DECIDE TO DO A SONG WITH TIM MCGRAW?
  • IS LIL' KIM TRYING TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK LIKE A BLACK BLOW UP DOLL?
  • AREN'T WE GLAD WE DON'T HEAR ABOUT J.LO ANYMORE?
  • DO WE CARE JULIA ROBERTS IS HAVING TWINS?
  • WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?
  • WHY IS KARIN SO HOT? ;o)
  • ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SHOWS I'VE SEEN, CHECK IT OUT.
  • DOES ANYONE ELSE WATCH THE HISTORY/DISCOVERY CHANNEL?
  • ARE NELLY & JA RULE SINGERS OR RAPPERS?
  • WHY DO OLD PEOPLE DRIVE SLOW?
  • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP TO MAKE A TURN?
  • WHY IS MY DOG SO STUPID?
  • WHY AM I SECRETLY INFATUATED WITH USHER, HE LOOKS LIKE THE LEAD ACTOR IN "THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY"

THAT SHOULD DO IT FOR THIS MONTH, TUNE IN NEXT MONTH.

THAT'S HOT BITCHES!



Friday, November 05, 2004

THE FIGHT IS ON

Being a member of the ACLU is quite important to me and I was sent this letter from Anthony Romero the Executive Director of the ACLU I thought it was important enough to share since Bush and his administration has been re-elected, it is more important now than ever to fight for our civil liberties...

Dear Friend,The re-election of George W. Bush, whose administration has shown a profound disregard for fundamental rights, means our work is now more essential than ever.The fact is, without a vigorous, spirited movement for freedom, their unrelenting assault on civil liberties could change the face of our democracy.With you at our side, the ACLU is ready, willing and able to lead that movement.In the months ahead, they will come after our freedoms under cover of the war on terror. They will stage a full-court press in support of their dangerous social issues agenda. With their political opponents weakened and with the knowledge that they will never have to face the voters again, they see a golden opportunity. They won't let it go to waste. We expect them to move rapidly on everything from funding religion to escalating assaults on abortion to outlawing same-sex marriage.Over the past four years, the ACLU and its members have shown that we can be successful defending freedom even in the most inhospitable climate. We have built bipartisan support for challenging the Patriot Act and inspired a chorus of voices questioning many of its damaging provisions. We have challenged the Patriot Act in court and won. We have squelched government programs designed to spy on Americans. We have won legal victories curtailing executive power. We have defeated the first-ever federal abortion ban in court.This fight is far from over. Here at the ACLU we will continue to stand by the values of justice and liberty for all.To put it simply: We refuse to surrender our freedom. I hope you will pledge to do the same.Together we will stay the course, meet all challenges, and beat back every attempt to restrict our civil liberties.Sincerely,Anthony D. RomeroExecutive Director, ACLU P.S. You may have seen our full page advertisement in the New York Times today. This is just the beginning of a bold campaign to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Please go to www.CivilLibertiesNow.org to stay involved with the fight.

http://www.aclu.org

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

@#$%*&%@

I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT...I DREAMED BUSH WAS RE-ELECTED.



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