Friday, October 29, 2004

THRILLER

I am sitting here listening to our Halloween anthem "Thriller" by Michael Jackson (like you didn't know), and began to wonder if I am the only person who actually visualizes the whole video while the song is playing. I'm sure this goes back to my childhood. Let's go back in time for a moment....

It's 1983 and a young girl of 8 stands in her living room in her P.J's, red M.J. Jacket, glitter socks, M.J. doll, and of course "The Glove" (note: if you didn't have the "Glove" you were not a true M.J. fan). She is still half asleep from her Mother waking her up just to watch Friday Night Videos play the Thriller video, this is not the first time she has seen the video, it has been in such high rotation she now knows every dance step, the whole routine, not just M.J's moves but, the back up dancers as well. Many hours were spent mimicking and memorizing each step to perfection. She really thought once M.J. sees my moves, he will definitly marry me ( although Prince will get jealous but that's another story).

I would be curious to see how many other kids had the same experience, I know it can't just be me.... well maybe it is. 21 years later (MY GOD!!!!) I can still "Bust a Move" (technical dance term), every step, turn, jump I am right on point. Hey maybe I can be the belle of the party tomorrow, and show the world my talent, I'll clear the floor and give everyone the performance of a lifetime!

CAN YOU DIG IT???

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

ELECTORIAL SOLUTIONS

I've come up with a solution for this years election issues..... Bush and Kerry should have an old skool dance off! Close your eyes and imagine....Bush in a breakaway windbreaker suit with the sweat band chucks and his cardboard in hand for those headspins. Kerry , velour Sean Jean, nikes, the whole nine, picture ALI G. He can bust a move (this is a very technical dance phrase) on Bush stand in his face still frozen in his dancing stance and yell...'YOU GOT SERVED!' Then Bush can bust a move and reply.. "IT'S ON!" and the dance off begins. Whoever busts the best moves wins the Presidential Election! Easy solution and no more screw ups for Florida!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would pay any amount to see that.

BOOYAKA BITCHES!!!!

Monday, October 25, 2004

WHAT THE??!

I know I may sound like a lame ass, but setting up my own special place in the net world has been more frustrating than being stuck driving behind a 80 year old in a Caddi!! How the hell do you set up your sideboxes? How do you hide your profile? Should this really be this frustrating?? Well, I gues I'll figure it out with some trial and error (the story of my life).

I'll share my first revelation of the day with you....I am secretly an Usher groupie. There I've said it, I don't know what it is I try to fight it...but at least 3 nights a week he haunts me in my dreams, well he actually stalks me in my dreams, in my world I am the Alpha and the Omega and everyone wants me!

It would be interesting to see what other peoples secret obsessions are, I actually have quite a few that only my Husband knows about (minus the Usher, that would be too much of an issue at my house). Is there like a groupie exorcist I can call beacuse this is actually the least embarassing of my guilty pleasures,or secret obsessions how ever you want to put it.

I guess once I figure out how to use this thing, I will be inviting all into the world that is me, and for those of you that know me, it'll be one hell of a ride!!

IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!!

Friday, October 22, 2004

Blog Rookie

Ah Yes! Another Rookie Blogger "brought to the light" by my good friend Karin; she has become the blog wrangler enticing all of her "peoples" with the lure of the blog. I always figured why would I want to read about the lives of people I don't even know, but here I am putting my thoughts out in the worldwide net. I'm sure at times people will think I am absolutely insane and others will think I am totally sane but that's the beauty of the blog, no one knows me...yet

I'M RICH BEYACH!!